What movies have not aged well?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

You Only Live Twice

What does the Turkish word çıplak mean?

-”She is very sexyful!”

-”Ah so!”

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why is fitness important?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Octopussy

From Russia With Love

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

Moonraker

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

What is so great about Jiraiya?

Diamonds Are Forever

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Is there an ideal number of sessions in individual psychotherapy? Is there any point in continuing after reaching it?

Goldfinger

A View to a Kill

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Why is my vagina swollen, it’s very itchy. I had sex we used protection, but day after it felt like my insides had a heartbeat as well as itching, the pulsing has went away but it is still itchy and my discharge is yellow, i'm 15, what could it be?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

If babies could write, what questions would they ask on Quora?

Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Why would a man be interested in an ordinary woman while there are very beautiful and fabulous women?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

The Man with the Golden Gun

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How did it feel when experiencing gay sex for the first?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Live and Let Die

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

What is the most ridiculous obviously false verse in the Bible?

-All the bad guys are black.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-J W Pepper